Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport

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I came across this story a short time ago that I thought would be an interesting thing to share.

A Public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator. At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Although he did not identify the man, he confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

“Al-Gebra is a problem for us”, the Attorney General said. “They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.” They use secret names like “X” and “Y” and refer to themselves as “unknowns” but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.” The Attorney General went onto say “teaching our children sentient thought processes and equipping them to solve problems is dangerous and puts our government at risk.

 

There is nothing better than a giggle!

  11 comments for “Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport

  1. February 21, 2019 at 10:34 am

    Love it

    Liked by 1 person

  2. February 21, 2019 at 10:44 am

    This definitely made me chuckle…..which I needed today. As always, I appreciate your jewels. Thank you,Coach.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. February 21, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Love it!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. February 21, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    That’s hilarious, thanks!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. February 21, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I must be half asleep cause I didn’t get it till half-way through…….LOL! Never liked Algebra anyway and never have used it……

    Liked by 1 person

    • February 21, 2019 at 8:40 pm

      I never was a big math fan either…nor have I ever used it 🙂

      Like

  6. February 21, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    Never liked math – I have always known it is bad for my health!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. February 22, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Reblogged this on John Barleycorn and commented:
    Good one coach. Where would we be without humor?

    Liked by 1 person

  8. February 24, 2019 at 10:12 am

    Lol and groan 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  9. February 24, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    I love this. I shared on my Facebook.😄

    Liked by 1 person

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