How to Wash A Cat

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl…

1. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry it towards the bathroom.
2. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
3. At this point, the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “Power-Wash” and “Rinse”.
5. Have someone open the front door of your home. For the safety of everyone around, be sure that these are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
6. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the lid.
7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
8. Good news!! Both the cat and the toilet will be sparkling clean!!

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

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I hope these directions brought a little smile to your face, a giggle to your heart, and laughter to your soul!!!

5 Comments on “How to Wash A Cat”

1. LOL Furry Fun and One Clean Kitty.

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2. What a hoot!! Love this one, Coach!

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3. And what does kitty suggest to give the dog a bath? 😉

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4. Bad dog! Funny, but bad!

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5. So hilarious, funny and witty…you made my day why lie 🙂 🙂

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