We all need some smiles, chuckles and humor each day…and Halloween is no exception! So, without further ado…here we go!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? – No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? – A hoblin goblin.
Why don’t skeletons like parties? – They have no BODY to dance with.
What do witches put on their hair? – SCARE spray.
Why do mummies have such a hard time having friends? – They are too WRAPPED UP in themselves!
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms? They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
How can you tell that vampires like BASEBALL? – Because they turn into BATS every night!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? – It didn’t have the guts.
Why are ghosts so bad at lying? – Because you can see right through them.
Why do ghosts go to bars?- For the Boos (get it? Boos – Booze).
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? – A necktarine
Who does Dracula get letters from? – His fang club.
Why is Superman’s costume so tight? – Because he is always wearing a size “S”
What did one owl say to the other owl? – Happy OWL-ween!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? – Boo-jeans.
What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost? – A cocker poodle boo.
What’s a haunted chicken? – A poultry-geist.
Hope these silly jokes brought a smile to your face and soul today. Have a happy and safe Halloween!