Some Very PUN-ny Halloween Humor

Photo Credit: Lobo 235 via CC Flickr

Photo Credit: Lobo 235 via CC Flickr

We all need some smiles, chuckles and humor each day…and Halloween is no exception! So, without further ado…here we go!


Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? – No, they eat the fingers separately.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? – A hoblin goblin.

Why don’t skeletons like parties? – They have no BODY to dance with.

What do witches put on their hair? – SCARE spray.

Why do mummies have such a hard time having friends? – They are too WRAPPED UP in themselves!

TherapyWhy don’t angry witches ride their brooms? They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

How can you tell that vampires like BASEBALL? – Because they turn into BATS every night!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? – It didn’t have the guts.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? – Because you can see right through them.

Why do ghosts go to bars?- For the Boos (get it? Boos – Booze).

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? – A necktarine

Who does Dracula get letters from? – His fang club.

Why is Superman’s costume so tight? – Because he is always wearing a size “S”

What did one owl say to the other owl? – Happy OWL-ween!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? – Boo-jeans.

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost? – A cocker poodle boo.

What’s a haunted chicken? – A poultry-geist.


Hope these silly jokes brought a smile to your face and soul today. Have a happy and safe Halloween!


  10 comments for “Some Very PUN-ny Halloween Humor

  1. October 31, 2014 at 9:06 am

    Happy Halloween to you, too. Thanks for the treat.


  2. October 31, 2014 at 10:30 am

    Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog….. An Author Promotions Enterprise! and commented:
    Sorry Folks – I just couldn’t resist re-blogging THIS 😀 😀 😀


  3. October 31, 2014 at 10:39 am

    Reblogged this on mira prabhu and commented:
    PUN-ny Halloween Humor…ha ha ha…will put you in great spirits…thank you Coach Muller and Chris Graham!


  4. October 31, 2014 at 10:43 am

    Some books for Halloween: “The Haunted House” by You Go First (Hugo First)!


  5. October 31, 2014 at 11:06 am

    Reblogged this on Naked Essence and commented:
    Let’s get punny! Thanks to Good Time Stories for the punny Halloween jokes!


  6. October 31, 2014 at 12:08 pm

    🙂 🙂 HH to you all!


  7. October 31, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    What a lovely chuckle! I’ve reblogged this lovely Halloween treat!


  8. October 31, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Reblogged this on My Friend the Writer and commented:
    Happy Halloween!


  9. October 31, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    Reblogged this on theowlladyblog.


  10. October 31, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    I posted to Facebook, something I never do but these are so great for Halloween.
    😀 😀 😀


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