I Think You Need A Giggle

Photo Credit: Donnie Ray Jones

Photo Credit: Donnie Ray Jones

Have you ever had one of those days where nothing seems to go right? Everything you do seems to be wrong and you are basically miserable? Well then, I have good news for you…today isn’t it because I collected some silly things that just might make you smile…or even…giggle.

Imagine you had to have surgery and you were put to sleep. Sometime during the surgery, you fade into consciousness. The following, is a list of things that you (or I) probably would never want to hear being said by your surgeon… 

Better save that.  We’ll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

Hand me that . . . uh . . . that uh . . . thingie.

Oops!  Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Rats, there goes the lights again . . .

Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys.  Heck, the guy’s got two of ’em.

Max! MAX! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Oh, no! Anybody seen my Rolex?

I hate it when there’s stuff missing.


Let me ask your opinion, nurse…

I thought we started with four clamps?

Has anyone ever seen one of these?

What do you mean, it’s upside down?

Oh, man! I think I’m gonna be sick.

Is that supposed to be yellow?

I learned that when I studied to be a vet.

Not bad for someone who failed med school.

What does the AMA know? I still think I can do it.

Does Tab A go into Slot C or Slot F?

They never let us practice on real people in med school.

That proves aliens have taken over our bodies.

Don’t worry, he’ll never know. He’s out!

Okay, make a wish and pull.

Back in a minute. Gotta put more money in the meter.

What he doesn’t know won’t hurt us.

Uh, ya want fries with that?

Who ordered the pepperoni?

Tilt that TV this way. I can’t see the game.

The voices in my head keep telling me not to do this.


I hope these brought a smile to your face and a giggle to your soul. Have a great day!!!

Source: atimetolaugh.org

  4 comments for “I Think You Need A Giggle

  1. January 3, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    LOLOL I love it! I worked in surgery for 15 years–never heard things quite that bad but there were a few gems to say the least! lol


  2. Jueseppi B.
    January 3, 2015 at 11:41 pm

    Reblogged this on The Militant Negro™.


  3. January 4, 2015 at 12:21 am

    haha…that was funny…thanks for the sweet giggle 😀


  4. January 5, 2015 at 12:41 am

    Funny, unless you actually hear those things. I once heard, “Oh my God,” during an uktra sound. Not so funny.

    Liked by 1 person

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