How to Cook A Fabulous Thanksgiving Turkey!

Photo credit: Ruocaled via CC Flickr

Photo credit: Ruocaled via CC Flickr

Step 1: Buy a turkey

Step 2: Have a glass of wine

Step 3: Stuff Turkey

Step 4: Have a glass of wine

Step 5: Put turkey in the oven

Step 6: Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7: Turk the bastey

Step 8: A glass of wine another get

Step 9: Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13: Tet the sable

Step 14: Grab another wottle of bine

Step 15: Turk the carvey

Have a smile…a chuckle…and an awesome day!

  3 comments for “How to Cook A Fabulous Thanksgiving Turkey!

  1. yeseventhistoowillpass
    October 7, 2014 at 12:11 am

    Isn’t it close to Canadian Thanksgiving

    Like

  2. October 12, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    Reblogged this on enlightenedpathblog and commented:
    Have a chuckle!

    Like

  3. October 14, 2014 at 3:23 am

    Eat; Take a nap; Let someone else clean up 🙂

    Like

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