How to Cook A Fabulous Thanksgiving Turkey!

Step 1: Buy a turkey

Step 2: Have a glass of wine

Step 3: Stuff Turkey

Step 4: Have a glass of wine

Step 5: Put turkey in the oven

Step 6: Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7: Turk the bastey

Step 8: A glass of wine another get

Step 9: Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13: Tet the sable

Step 14: Grab another wottle of bine

Step 15: Turk the carvey

Have a smile…a chuckle…and an awesome day!