Rock Stars From the 60’s and 70’s

WOW! How fast time flies! If the baby boomer rock stars were revising their hits with new lyrics, they would look something like the following.

• Bobby Darin’s: “Splish, Splash, I Am Having A Flash!”
• Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker!”
• Ringo Starr: “I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!”
• The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?”
• Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face!”
• Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now!
• Paul Simon: “Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver”
• The Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!”
• Procol Harem: “A Whiter Shade Of Hair!”
• Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping!”
• The Temptations: “Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone!”
• Abba: “Denture Queen!”
• Tony Orlando: “Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!”
• Helen Reddy: “I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!”
• The Beatles: “I Get By with a Little Help From Depends”
• Steely Dan: “Rikki Don’t Lose Your Car Keys”
• The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
• Credence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Prune Rising”
• The Who: “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
• The Troggs: “Bald Thing”
  • And, last, but NOT least,
• Leslie Gore: “It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To!”

Have a Great day and SMILE!!

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Source: truthbook.com