NEVER Argue With A Woman That Reads!

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One morning a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out and go for a ride. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and began to read her book.

A short time later, along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replied, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.

“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” said the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” said the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” he said and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

  9 comments for “NEVER Argue With A Woman That Reads!

  1. May 14, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    Good one coach😄


  2. Chess
    May 14, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    Lol 🙂


  3. christine magpayo
    May 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    Hahaha interesting! 🙂


  4. May 14, 2014 at 11:43 pm

    Great one!


  5. May 15, 2014 at 1:26 am



  6. May 15, 2014 at 4:45 am

    really nice… 🙂


  7. May 15, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Oh, this is so good and so true. Shared this on FB and would like to reblog if you don’t mind.


    • May 15, 2014 at 12:48 pm

      No Problem…that’s where I found this one! 🙂


  8. May 15, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    it’s cuz we rock.


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