My Good Time Stories

WOW! How fast time flies! If the baby boomer rock stars were revising their hits with new lyrics, they would look something like the following.

• Bobby Darin’s: “Splish, Splash, I Am Having A Flash!”
• Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker!”
• Ringo Starr: “I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!”
• The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?”
• Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face!”
• Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now!
• Paul Simon: “Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver”
• The Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!”
• Procol Harem: “A Whiter Shade Of Hair!”
• Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping!”
• The Temptations: “Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone!”
• Abba: “Denture Queen!”
• Tony Orlando: “Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!”
• Helen Reddy: “I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!”
• The Beatles: “I Get By with a Little Help From Depends”
• Steely Dan: “Rikki Don’t Lose Your Car Keys”
• The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
• Credence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Prune Rising”
• The Who: “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
• The Troggs: “Bald Thing”
  • And, last, but NOT least,
• Leslie Gore: “It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To!”

Have a Great day and SMILE!!

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Source: truthbook.com