I am a 61 year old, father of two boys and have been happily married for 33 years. I have been a Physical Education teacher and coach for 38 years and have loved EVERY minute of it. I enjoy making people laugh and feel good about themselves. It’s fun collecting inspiring and heartwarming stories.from people. So, if you have a good story…let me know! I hope you enjoy my page!! :)
Remember:
Everyone is fighting a battle that you know nothing about.
Be kind.
Always.
Life is a precious gift. Don’t waste it being unhappy, dissatisfied, or anything else you can be!
It's always interesting to me how listen to children and get their
honest perspectives on the world around them. Today's blog is an
example of the some Great Truths of Life....through the eyes
of children.
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
9. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
10. School lunches stick to the wall.
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
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Photo credit: @Doug88888, Creative Commons, Flickr
2 responses to “Great Truths About Life (According to Kids)”
tracey28
I love this!! Number 3 made me laugh as its so true. My sister used to taunt me when we were kids and if I tried not to let it bother me she used to hit me to get a response which always worked, and I used to hit her back and then get caught!! Then I got in trouble!! Lol
It’s a shame that my daughter had never heard # 9 when she was about 6 years old. Nine years later the cat has a conniption whenever he hears he hand vac, LOL!
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