The Bungee Cord Disaster

Photo Credit: Carla Lane via CC Flickr

Photo Credit: Carla Lane via CC Flickr

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day.  The first guy says to the second, “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”

The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and began to set up on the square.  As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.  Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.  Once they complete the tower, and announcement is made in Spanish and the first guy jumps.

He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able to catch him, he falls again, bounces, and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding.  Again, the second guy misses him.  The first guy falls again and bounces back up.  This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.  Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, “What happened?  Was the cord too long?”

The first guy says, “No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a piñata?”

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I hope this little story brought a smile to your face and a giggle to your soul…now go and have an awesome day!

  6 comments for “The Bungee Cord Disaster

  1. June 8, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    Hilarious!!!😜

    Liked by 1 person

  2. June 8, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    Reblogged this on sadiebadue's Blog.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. June 8, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    Too funny!!! Never expected that punch line!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. June 8, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    Very funny…wasn’t expecting that.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. yeseventhistoowillpass
    June 9, 2015 at 1:31 am

    That’s a great joke….!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. June 10, 2015 at 2:02 pm

    Oh my! I wasn’t expecting that! Neither were they, I suppose… 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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