Funny School “Excuse Notes”

Photo Credit: Labpluto123 via Wikimedia Commons

Photo Credit: Labpluto123 via Wikimedia Commons

The following is a list of some funny “Excuse” notes that students have given to their teachers. Enjoy the list and the smiles that it may bring you. (The sad thing is….some of them were written and spelled by parents!)

Please exkuce Pam for being absent from skool.  She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Eddie for being.  It was his father’s fault.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.

Bethany could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Ray was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Mary-Ann was absent October 8-11, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.  We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Dear School:
Please exscuse Cecil being absent on June 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.


Have an Awesome day and SMILE!!

One thought on “Funny School “Excuse Notes”

  1. Haha 🙂 I wonder how you are able to find and compile things like this coach. Or do you make them yourself? Nonetheless, it gives me a dose of good vibes each day. Keep it up! 🙂


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