My Good Time Stories
Inspirational, Motivational, and Heartwarming Stories
Category: Humorous
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. ______________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie…
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Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web: Pilot: “Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign…
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams, If you are laughing, send me your smile, If you are eating, send me a bite, If you are drinking, send me a sip If you are crying, send me…
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Have you ever REALLY wondered why the Chicken crossed the road? Well the following answers are from famous people around the world. You will be enjoy reading there answers. Read them to find out what they are! GEORGE W. BUSH We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know…
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I have been a Physical Education teacher for 27 years. I have had a lot of great memories (mixed in with a few bad ones here and there) but generally speaking, I have really enjoyed my time as a PE teacher. I have taught every level, from Kindergarten through 12th grade. I have seen things…
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It’s always interesting to me how listen to children and get their honest perspectives on the world around them. Today’s blog is an example of the some Great Truths of Life….through the eyes of children. 1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats. 2. When your mom is mad at…
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I didn’t write this but absolutely love what this woman wrote. So well done! Please read; it’s quite enjoyable and share. ♥ ————– A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid…
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Here are some humorous answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers?…
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A man was taking his old Mother to a home for old people. He wanted her to have the best one so he was investigating many of them. So one day he came to a home and the Head of the staff wanted to show him around. He asked his Mother to sit and wait…
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George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in…
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If dogs were teachers, you would learn: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them Never pass up the opportunity to be happy Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy Take naps Stretch before rising Run, romp, and play daily Thrive on attention and…
My Good Time Stories 