My Good Time Stories

Inspirational, Motivational, and Heartwarming Stories

Category: Comedy

  • Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little to do,…

  • No nursing home for me. I’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for nursing home care being approximately $275.00 per day, there is a better way to go when we get old and feeble. I’ve already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and…

  • The times that we are presently living seem to be more dark and pessimistic with each passing day. It is easy for us to focus and dwell on the negative events that seem to be happening all around us this past year or so…COVID, masks, the unrest in Washington D.C., etc. One of the beautiful…

  • We all know that Thanksgiving 2020 is going to be one of the most unique Thanksgivings that we have ever experienced. Millions of people will not be able to celebrate with family members, relatives, friends, and loved ones. Despite these difficult times, I decided to bring some cheer and merriment to you. I have collected…

  • It was beautiful sunny day and an old lady decided to go to her bank. The lady walked inside, up to the counter and handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM.” The old…

  • An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000. “Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this…

  • It is the end of another busy work week. There is no better time than now to reward yourself with some chuckles and giggles to bring joy to your soul. Enjoy! ****************** Twinkle, Twinkle Little star, Point me to the nearest bar.   I picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a…

  • Everyone needs a laugh, a giggle, a chuckle, or a smile every day. If you are having a bad day, discouraged by the worldwide pandemic, or simply experiencing a time of gloom…then I have just the medicine for you…laughs and giggles…and plenty of them! I hope that the following cartoons and quips will help brighten…

  • We all know how much impact the quarantine and all the time that we have spent “locked down” has had on us. Days seem to melt together, and, on occasions, time just seems to slow down. I came across the following thoughts from a friend of mine. Some of them are funny and some will…

  • Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies (and men) with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements. ********************* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ————————– The sermon this morning:  ‘Jesus…

  •   We all know the trials and tribulations that we have all experienced during this difficult time of the COVID pandemic. During the time that people were frantically going to stores and buying out certain items…such a toilet paper, I came across the following poem on Poetry 4 Kids. I thought this would be something…

  • If you are tired and bored of staying inside these past few weeks and you are feeling cloud of gloom and misery over your head…then this post is just for you! There is nothing better than a good giggle to lighten your day! So, here we go! Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He’s…