My Good Time Stories

Good Marriage Advice

There was a couple that had never fought in 25 years. A friend asked the husband: “How did you make that possible?”

The husband responded by saying, “We went to Shimla for our honeymoon. While horseback riding, my wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell off. She got up and patted the horse and said ‘this is your first time’.

After a while it happened again and she said ‘this is your second time’.

When it happened the third time, she took out a gun and shot the horse.

The husband shouted at her saying, “you psycho! You killed the horse!”

She gave the husband a grave look and said “this is your first time.”

And the husband said “and we have lived happily since then!”