There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A state trooper pulled it over.
“What did I do wrong, officer?” the driver asked.
“You were going 26 MPH on a major highway, there is a law against that. You must go at least 50 MPH.”
“But when I got onto the highway, the sign said 26!”
“That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!”
The driver leaned back into her car seat and the cop saw another woman sitting beside her, she looked as pale as a ghost.
“What happened to her?’ the officer asked.
“I don’t know, but she has been that way ever since we got off the interstate 160.”
Hope this story made you giggle. Start off your week with a smile in your heart!!
^^ DAT. It made me snort. Very creative look on things! Reminds me of that joke-story.
One guy calls his friend.
“Hey, pal, you’re on the I-65 right?”
“Yeah what up?”
“Be careful, dude, some crazy guy is driving backwards against the traffic.”
“I don’t know, man, seems like everyone’s going the wrong way to me.”
sounds like me driving a friends (older car) down the winding west coast roads. I hadn’t realised that their car’s speedo showed mph as I’m used to kph. Couldn’t understand why it didn’t sit on the corners better… They didn’t say a word – maybe they were too scared.
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