A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile,
If you are eating, send me a bite,
If you are drinking, send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears,
I Love You!”
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The husband, being a normal man was speechless……
Finally he replied, “I am on the toilet, what should I do?”
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Photo credit: @Doug88888, Creative Commons, Flickr

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