My Good Time Stories

Inspirational, Motivational, and Heartwarming Stories

Category: Hilarious

  • I have bad news folks…we are all getting older. Unfortunately, some of us are older than others and with that, we need to find the humorous part of life. The following statements are amusing adages that I think that you will find amusing! ************ I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out…

  • Since it is the beginning of a new year, I decided, what better way to start off the year with something that will give you a little joy in your heart, put a smile on your face, make you giggle! I recently came across the following “test results” that may or may not be true…but…

  • The British people are known for their clever and entertaining humor. The following is a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers. Enjoy! 1. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you…

  • Marriage is sacred. It is a divine and sacrosanct union between two people. If a person is fortunate enough, they will be blessed with having a partner in which they can live with for a lifetime. Unfortunately, some marriages simply don’t work out or, due to misfortune, a spouse passes on. Some of those people…

  • I love finding little stories that make me feel good and smile to myself. Today’s story fits that category. I hope that you find this humorous little tale as enjoyable as I did 🙂 Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told…

  • The times that we are presently living seem to be more dark and pessimistic with each passing day. It is easy for us to focus and dwell on the negative events that seem to be happening all around us this past year or so…COVID, masks, the unrest in Washington D.C., etc. One of the beautiful…

  • An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000. “Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this…

  • It is the end of another busy work week. There is no better time than now to reward yourself with some chuckles and giggles to bring joy to your soul. Enjoy! ****************** Twinkle, Twinkle Little star, Point me to the nearest bar.   I picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a…

  • Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies (and men) with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements. ********************* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ————————– The sermon this morning:  ‘Jesus…

  • Are you having a lousy day and need something to make you smile? Then today’s little story is just for you! Enjoy! A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get…

  • Albert Einstein, the legendary German physicist is a person that has always fascinated me. This genius who developed the theory of relativity and E=MC2, loved his music, had a remarkable sense of humor, and, surprisingly, valued money very little. So, I have decided to share with you, a few interesting short stories about him that…

  • Welcome to the second installment of “Children Say the Funniest Things.” As I stated in my previous installment, “Children Say the Funniest Things Part One,” I am a Physical Education teacher and have taught children on all levels…from Kindergarten to college. It has always ben one of my favorite things about teaching and fatherhood to…