My Good Time Stories
Inspirational, Motivational, and Heartwarming Stories
Category: Funny
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It is funny how a person’s outlook on life changes as they get older…. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.. I didn’t make it to the…
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An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000. “Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this…
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It is the end of another busy work week. There is no better time than now to reward yourself with some chuckles and giggles to bring joy to your soul. Enjoy! ****************** Twinkle, Twinkle Little star, Point me to the nearest bar. I picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a…
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Everyone needs a laugh, a giggle, a chuckle, or a smile every day. If you are having a bad day, discouraged by the worldwide pandemic, or simply experiencing a time of gloom…then I have just the medicine for you…laughs and giggles…and plenty of them! I hope that the following cartoons and quips will help brighten…
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As the worldwide quarantine continues, so does the boredom and monotony of staying indoors and being confined in limited areas. Well, good news!! It’s time for a good giggle, smile, or laugh! The following pictures / quotes are a collection of humorous images that I accumulated from around the web and friends of mine. It…
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We all know how much impact the quarantine and all the time that we have spent “locked down” has had on us. Days seem to melt together, and, on occasions, time just seems to slow down. I came across the following thoughts from a friend of mine. Some of them are funny and some will…
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Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies (and men) with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements. ********************* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus…
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If you are tired and bored of staying inside these past few weeks and you are feeling cloud of gloom and misery over your head…then this post is just for you! There is nothing better than a good giggle to lighten your day! So, here we go! Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He’s…
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One evening, an old farmer decided to to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, to check it out and have a look around. He had grabbed a five-gallon bucket to gather some fruit and bring it back to his house. As he neared the pond, he heard voices…
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The following little ditty might make you scratch your head but also might bring a smile to your face. This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody…
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In today’s world, amidst all of the depressing news and the negative climate, I think it is good for a person to have at least one laugh, giggle, or smile every day. So, without further ado…here’s a little story: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping on the wilderness. After they got their tent set…
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Are you having a lousy day and need something to make you smile? Then today’s little story is just for you! Enjoy! A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get…
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