The Clever Old Man

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My Good Time Stories

katarina-g--51LlTIUaHE-unsplashOne evening, an old farmer decided to to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, to check it out and have a look around.

He had grabbed a five-gallon bucket to gather some fruit and bring it back to his house.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw that it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women award of his presence and they all moved quickly to the deep end.

One woman shouted to him, “We are not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned and said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding up his bucket, he said, “I am here to feed the alligator.”

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  3 comments for “The Clever Old Man

  1. March 9, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Hilarious! Now I know what the bucket was for.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Al Elger
    March 9, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Laura

    Sent from my iPhone

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    Liked by 1 person

  3. March 12, 2020 at 12:44 am

    Priceless

    Liked by 1 person

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