The Giggle of the Week

GiggleSome boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.

The Giggle of the Week

Photo Credit: Nartin Mutch via CC Flickr

Photo Credit: Nartin Mutch via CC Flickr

Everyone needs a giggle and a smile…at least once a week…so, here is a good giggle for you!

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?”

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6’tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister.

You still wanna tell that joke?” The blind guy think a moment and says, (scroll on down…..)

 

 

 

 

“Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

A Giggle For The Day

Photo Credit: Wikimedia.com

Photo Credit: Wikimedia.com

Two men were marooned on an Island.

One man paced back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. 

The first man said to the second man, “aren’t you afraid we are about to die.”

“No,” said the second man, “I make $100,000 a week and tithe faithfully to my church every week. My Pastor will find me.”   

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Have a great day and remember to smile and make someone giggle today!