An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000. “Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this…
It is the end of another busy work week. There is no better time than now to reward yourself with some chuckles and giggles to bring joy to your soul. Enjoy! ****************** Twinkle, Twinkle Little star, Point me to the nearest bar. I picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a…
Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies (and men) with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements. ********************* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus…
Are you having a lousy day and need something to make you smile? Then today’s little story is just for you! Enjoy! A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get…
Most of you who have been following my blog over the years, know that I am a Physical Education/Health teacher and a coach and have loved my job throughout the past 31 years. The one constant during those years have been the joy and excitement that I receive from my students. Their passion, zeal, and…
I enjoy hearing funny conversations that go on between people during their everyday lives. Today, I am posting some of the hilarious statements that were made between airport control towers and airline pilots. I found these on the great web sites, tickld.com and freemaninstitute.com. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! *************************…
I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting. “13…13…13.” Well, the fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little hole in the planks, so I decided to look through it and see what was going on. Suddenly, some idiot poked me in the…
Warning labels are an important part of products that we buy and use. Unfortunately, there are a lot of cases in which companies must think that people are…well…stupid. The following list proves how silly these warning labels can be… “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.”…
