Tag: Comedy

Thanksgiving Humor

We all know that Thanksgiving 2020 is going to be one of the most unique Thanksgivings that we have ever experienced. Millions of people will not be able to celebrate with family members, relatives, friends, and loved ones. Despite these difficult times, I decided to bring some cheer and merriment to you. I have collected…

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Don’t Mess with Old People!

It was beautiful sunny day and an old lady decided to go to her bank. The lady walked inside, up to the counter and handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM.” The old…

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Dr. Geezer

An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000. “Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this…

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Laughter Truly is…The Best Medicine

Everyone needs a laugh, a giggle, a chuckle, or a smile every day. If you are having a bad day, discouraged by the worldwide pandemic, or simply experiencing a time of gloom…then I have just the medicine for you…laughs and giggles…and plenty of them! I hope that the following cartoons and quips will help brighten…

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Quarantine Reflections

We all know how much impact the quarantine and all the time that we have spent “locked down” has had on us. Days seem to melt together, and, on occasions, time just seems to slow down. I came across the following thoughts from a friend of mine. Some of them are funny and some will…

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Church Ladies with Typewriters

Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies (and men) with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements. ********************* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ————————– The sermon this morning:  ‘Jesus…

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We’re Running Out of Toilet Paper!

  We all know the trials and tribulations that we have all experienced during this difficult time of the COVID pandemic. During the time that people were frantically going to stores and buying out certain items…such a toilet paper, I came across the following poem on Poetry 4 Kids. I thought this would be something…

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That’s Not My Job

The following little ditty might make you scratch your head but also might bring a smile to your face. This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody…

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Thing’s You Can’t Eat

People are always wondering to themselves what they can or can’t eat. They are worried about their weight and are constantly looking for the “perfect diet” that will help them shed those dastardly extra pounds. People ask themselves, “Should I eat just vegetables? What about starting a diet? Atkins diet? The Zone Diet or the…

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A Good Time For A Giggle!

In today’s world, amidst all of the depressing news and the negative climate, I think it is good for a person to have at least one laugh, giggle, or smile every day. So, without further ado…here’s a little story: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping on the wilderness. After they got their tent set…

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