My Good Time Stories
Inspirational, Motivational, and Heartwarming Stories
Category: Laughs
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The British people are known for their clever and entertaining humor. The following is a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers. Enjoy! 1. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you…
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Diets, diets, diets. They are all around us and we are constantly bombarded on a daily basis with advertisements regarding weight loss, healthy lifestyles, increasing testosterone, etc. The list goes on and on. In a lot of ways they can certainly be tiring after a while. Sooo, I decided to share with you some comical…
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I love finding little stories that make me feel good and smile to myself. Today’s story fits that category. I hope that you find this humorous little tale as enjoyable as I did 🙂 Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told…
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There is a new Mutant Strain appearing across most countries. I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and others cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were born prior to 1960. The sporadic lock down seems to be increasing the chances…
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The times that we are presently living seem to be more dark and pessimistic with each passing day. It is easy for us to focus and dwell on the negative events that seem to be happening all around us this past year or so…COVID, masks, the unrest in Washington D.C., etc. One of the beautiful…
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It is funny how a person’s outlook on life changes as they get older…. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.. I didn’t make it to the…
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We all know that Thanksgiving 2020 is going to be one of the most unique Thanksgivings that we have ever experienced. Millions of people will not be able to celebrate with family members, relatives, friends, and loved ones. Despite these difficult times, I decided to bring some cheer and merriment to you. I have collected…
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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got…
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It was beautiful sunny day and an old lady decided to go to her bank. The lady walked inside, up to the counter and handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM.” The old…
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As the worldwide quarantine continues, so does the boredom and monotony of staying indoors and being confined in limited areas. Well, good news!! It’s time for a good giggle, smile, or laugh! The following pictures / quotes are a collection of humorous images that I accumulated from around the web and friends of mine. It…
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Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies (and men) with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements. ********************* The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus…
My Good Time Stories 